Justice

Justice

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Ever been in a courtroom? Of course you have, you degenerate. See the statue of that woman, blindfolded, holding some scales? That's Lady Justice, holding the scales of justice and balancing them between support and opposition in the administration of justice.

 

See our Lady Justice? She's peeking. Why? Because the scales of energy drinks in our great land have been tipped in the direction of garbage - throwing the balance off between great taste and value in the administration of killer energy drinks. Well, no more. 'Merica Energy's Justice Flavor has arrived to permanently reset the scale, keeping one eye open to ensure our nation never backslides into energy drink tyranny. Now, what does all that jazz taste like? No idea. Kidding. It taste like kiwi strawberry.

Ever been in a courtroom? Of course you have, you degenerate. See the statue of that woman, blindfolded, holding some scales? That's Lady Justice, holding the scales of justice and...
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