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'Merica Energy™ Drink - Full Case of County Fair
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$29.99
- Sugar-free
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
- **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy**
The Sights. The Sounds. The time you asked Carry-Anne out and threw up on your shoes because you ate way to many funnel cakes and rode the Whirly Bird 18 times in a row. Yes, we are talking about the Country Fair: a rite of passage for millions in this great land of ours. Well, what if we told you we took all of that-yes, all of it - and slapped it in a Can? Minus, of course, the taste and smell of the petting zoo and the odd gaze of that one carnival worker on the Ferris wheel. What would that taste like, you ask? Blue Raspberry Cotton Candy, of course.
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Take a poll of any 2nd grade classroom and ask the kids what they want to be when they grow up. Sure, you'll get an astronaut, a...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split History tells us that, before the Battle of Princeton, morale was low. The Soldiers, home-weary and in need of encouragement, turned to their leader, George Wahington. George...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Have you ever emptied a bottle rocket, filled it with French fries, canned cheese, and American flags, stuffed the entire thing in a deep-fried turkee, lit the...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split Lying in his death bed on March 28th, 1969, Dwight Eisenhower was asked by a family member what his favorite thing was. His answer? Victory. The family...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split At this point there are more bikins than grains of sand on the beach and you're rolling around in bright neon board shorts, a Hawaiian shirt, and...
Sugar-free Zero calorie No artificial colors 200mg Caffeine Non-proprietary blend **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy** split The Sights. The Sounds. The time you asked Carry-Anne out and threw up on your shoes because you ate way to many funnel cakes and rode the...