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'Merica Energy™ Drink - Full Case of Patriot Punch
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$29.99
- Sugar-free
- Zero calorie
- No artificial colors
- 200mg Caffeine
- Non-proprietary blend
- **Free Shipping does not apply to any orders that contain Merica Energy**
History tells us that, before the Battle of Princeton, morale was low. The Soldiers, home-weary and in need of encouragement, turned to their leader, George Wahington. George wondered aloud, "How shall I rally these men for a battle?" He then took a sip of fruit punch that Martha had lovingly prepared for him, stored faithfully in his lamb skin punch. He realized then that the punch was the key. Looking out at his soldiers, he exclaimed that the punch possessed vital powers and that one drink would turn them into super soldiers. While the boast was untrue, the men drank-oh, how they drank - and the effect propelled them to victory. The recipe of Washington's Patriot Punch was thought lost to history, until now. Now, it's in the very can you drink.
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